Sweet Tennessee!

Sweet Tennessee!

March 4, 2013

Um.. Gravity! :)


Gravity was on my mind quite a bit today.  Especially this morning as i dressed and groomed to go out for the day.  The thought of the word.. gravity.. and its definition mean many things to me at my advancing age.  But there's one thought that's been first and foremost in my mind recently.  About gravity, that is.  (I think about many things, and my mind has a tendency to wander sorta far!)  But here's the dictionary definition first of all:

Gravity:  The force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.  And the degree of intensity of this.

There it is.  Heavy gravity laden sigh.

My thought has been.. well.. its effect on my body.  You know what i mean?  :)  And i think if someone came up with a cure, or a remedy for gravity, (only in certain situations of course, after all, gravity has a purpose,) the Universe would owe him/her an enormous debt of gratitude.  I'm talking about an anti-gravity supplement for those of us over, say, 45.  This supplement.. if taken with an appropriate, healthy amount of cardio exercise/ strength training, would reduce gravity's effect on our mammary glands and our gluteus maximus.  And if that supplement were to contain.. say.. a little chocolate, all the better!  Any thoughts?  Of course this vitamin would have no negative side effects, and there would definitely NOT be any obnoxious television advertisements that list all kinds of negative things about this anti-gravity 'enhancer'.  ie.. 'Don't take this if you have... blah.. blah.. blah.  And maybe this vitamin could lessen the shock to our systems provided by gravity's increasing affect on us.  Because, at least as far as i'm concerned, this sagging and bagging of certain parts of my anatomy has occurred overnight.  In the blink of an eye.  A snap of my fingers.  And i don't like it one bit!  I found this little song on youtube that added some humor to my day.  A song about gravity.  Here goes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghPSl3j0gE4

That made me smile.  Just like the thought of a chocolate anti-gravity supplement.  Something has to do the trick for goodness' sake!  I walk and i walk, i do leg lifts, etc.  But my bum is going down.  Just like an escalator.  And it seems to be going at an awfully high rate of speed.  And my breasts, well, they're losing their primness at lightning speed.  Or is the speed of sound faster?  I forget.  No! No more talk of forgetting!  I'm getting sleepy so off i go for now.


Snickers and our other kitties say goodnight for now.  I'll be back soon!  M  :)


10 comments:

  1. No hope for me in the gravity department. I guess what will be will be.

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    1. There's none for me either. This is just a fun daydream. And really, i'm at peace with my body and the way it is now. :) I feel so good on the inside these days, and i look at my body in the mirror, and i don't dislike it, but i think, 'When did THIS happen?' lol. It's as if the gravity fairy showed up overnight...

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  2. Oh, i love the eyes of your kitty here!
    Gravity?.. Sometimes , I'm dreaming someone creates a kind of sponge which would "eat" or make vanish every pound I don't need (which would make a lot of pounds! :o)
    Oh, well, we may dream ....

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    1. Snickers is a beautiful girl. That's for sure! And she indeed has very special eyes. :)

      Ooooo! A sponge to take away the weight! Yes, that would be fabulous. And another thing i've thought is that maybe when i take a hot shower in the morning, some of my weight would 'shrink' off me.. just like some clothes shrink if they're washed in too hot water... :) You're right, we may dream, lol.

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  3. LOL! I like the way you think! Yup - once you get into your 40's things just don't face the same direct. ;)
    xo Catherine

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    1. Isn't that the truth?! And it seems to happen so suddenly. :) Right now, i'm sitting at my desk at my laptop, and i better move soon. I wonder what's happening to my butt down there as i sit. lol. Must get up!

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  4. I can guarantee that the kitties are not in the least worried about gravity... nor, mon amie, should you be. Just get a "skinny" mirror and smile.

    Bises,
    Genie

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    1. I don't think the kitties worry about much of anything. :) And good for them. There's nothing quite like the sight of a kitty sleeping and dreaming in a sun puddle.

      And a skinny mirror sounds just the thing! :D I hope you're having a splendid week, Genie!

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  5. Oh yes, please, sign me up for a chocolate anti-gravity pill right now! Those mere words alone set a smile on my face and make me think of something I could so easily imagine Jane Jetson taking. :)

    ♥ Jessica

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    1. And i'm smiling right now thinking of Jane Jetson. And she made me think of Astro their dog! :) You're right, she would definitely take a pill like that. The Jetsons was one of my fav cartoons when i was (much) younger. I still see it on Boomerang Channel every so often as i'm channel surfing. Sometimes i stay on and watch an episode! :D I'm glad this post made you smile, Jessica.

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