Remember Duke Larry the Snail of North Street?
The snail who steals mail on South Avenue of Sweet..
He's on the run with Tammy..
Who's with him on the lammy!
They hide out together in the big field of wheat!
Officer Dyme loves to follow their trail of slime..
They know identity theft is a real bad crime!
They run and hide..
Far and wide..
And stop at pubs on the way and drink gin with lime..
The lovers stay together in a safe house made of bricks!
Tammy bakes many cakes, chocolate ones, just for kicks!
They swim in the sun..
Two lovers on the run..
Though they live in a field, they've no trouble with ticks!
Sweet Tammy wears some lovely blue dresses
That go so well with her shiny blonde tresses!
At night they dance together,
In rain or beautiful weather!
They're great at cleaning up their slimy, snail-y messes!
Where they hide out, there's no TV..
And Tammy sure misses her OPB!
Duke misses baseball..
He can't go to the mall..
Because they also hide out from FBI Agent Snee!
Mary R.
All for this evening... :)
Have a lovely Monday, and i'll be back soon. M
So cute! Thanks for the morning smile!
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome! :)
DeletePoetic and funny at the same time!
ReplyDeleteI'm happy you like it, Malyss. :)
Deleteyou do have a good imagination!
ReplyDeletei like gin and tonic w/ lime. :)
Thank you! Sometimes it works overtime. :). And g&t with lime is my favorite in summer!
DeleteGave me a chuckle to start the day.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad. :)
DeleteYOU - are very fun.
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Thank you, Georgy!
Deleteoh my what a delight!!! Duke Larry and Tammy-super!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you Lynn! :). I'm glad you like it.
DeleteI love it! So imaginative, Mary! I can imagine them leaving a trail of slime. :-)
ReplyDeleteThank you Tina! This was fun to write. I could picture it all in my mind's eye. :)
Deletelol....what an imagination you have! Love it! Does your mind go constantly in rhyme? Snails on the run! So funny!
ReplyDeleteThank you! Glad you like it. My mind doesn't always go in rhyme, but it happens often. Especially lately. Lol. It's like i have a weird virus or something!
DeleteI just don't know how you do it! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure where this comes from Nancy. :) A lot of the rhyming words come to me when i'm meditating though.. when i'm supposed to be... emptying my mind, lol!
DeleteYou are indeed a poet! :)
ReplyDeletexo Catherine
Thank you Catherine! xx
DeleteGo Duke and Tammy and thanks for the smiles.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome Carol! Glad you enjoyed this. :)
DeleteYOu have an imagination in rhyme. Me..not so much. xo
ReplyDeleteIt just happens Katie. Lol. I'm not sure how. xx
DeleteRe your comment on lantana: There are several color varieties. My favorite is Miss Huff, orange, yellow, and pink clusters of flowers!
ReplyDeleteHave a nice evening.
Ooooo! That sounds beautiful.. Thanks for the information. I want to try to grow one in our yard!
Deletelovely words...beautiful lines!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much! And thank you for visiting.
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